Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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