whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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