is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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