so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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