Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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