Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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