last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Did I show you my penis last night?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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