Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
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