Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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