there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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