he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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