Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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