we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
this boner is exhausting
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
We had to coat check the pizza.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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