Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
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