The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
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