There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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