it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Randomize
