all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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