know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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