I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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