i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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