Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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