lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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