Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Randomize
