The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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