4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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