it wasn't lemon gatorade
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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