so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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