I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
there is puke in my bra ... again
Shame - the story of my life.
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