Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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