ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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