yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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