so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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