so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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