Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
