Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
that is very illegal...i love you.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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