I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Just high enough for therapy.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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