Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
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