Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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