that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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