Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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