There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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