it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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