Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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