I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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