i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
