Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Randomize
