"it" just moved
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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