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(210): View more from Texas

Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.

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(302): View more from Delaware

I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.

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(206): View more from Washington

If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad

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(919): View more from North Carolina

i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.

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(989): View more from Michigan

Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?

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(970): View more from Colorado

I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious

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(315): View more from New York

Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.

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