i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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