that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
My penis needs a shock collar
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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